Buckeye Family Feud

Well, I know it’s been a few weeks since my last blog, but let’s be real. The last few weeks have been rough for Buckeye Nation. Several sloppy games, more ineligibility woes, and a long looming season have plagued many a Buckeye fan, myself included. I’m thinking we should just forfeit against Wisconsin. Does anybody really want to watch that assassination, er, I mean game? We’d be much better off just giving them the win and save ourselves the humiliation.

I can honestly say that this has, so far, been the worst season I’ve ever seen, since that day back in January of 1997 when I officially became an Ohio State football fan. You remember, Jake the Snake versus Joe Germaine in a showdown that almost did in our own TBDBITL John. Anyways, the prognosis for this year is bad. I guess our defense looks presentable, but that’s about it. When they put good old #14 back on the field against the Spartans in the second half it was like nailing the lid on the coffin of our season. But maybe you’re like me, and you’ve heard enough of the trash talk and negative press. Additionally, I got some good feedback on my Jeopardy blog; so this week, I’ve decided it’s time to play…. Buckeye Pyramid! I’ll name some items and let’s see if you can guess the category!

First Round:

Mark Richt… Mark Stoops… Rick Neuheisel… Luke Fickell…

Category is… Coaches who are about to lose their jobs! Great job.

Second Round:

Reggie Bush… Cam Newton… Terelle Pryor… the entire Miami roster from 2002-2012…

It’s a toughie… Former NCAA players who are now screwing over their current teams!

And our final round:

Looking at polls… watching Mike & Mike… reading the Columbus dispatch… singing Hang On Sloopy in your head…

Category is… Things that are not nearly as fun this year now that the Buckeyes are horrible!

Well, glad everyone played. Hopefully, you can find the lighter side of college football as well. It’s rough being on the bottom, but we just have to do the best we can to muddle through for the next season or two.

And last, but not least, the Horseshoe Haiku:

Remember when the

Buckeyes were good? It’s going

To be a long year….